© 2010
(Digital print on canvas, 30cm x 40cm)
£95 for limited edition 30cm x 40cm canvas print
Stumpy-legged
Shanty-town shaman
With a keen sense of spatial awareness
And his place in football history
Of course, the big mystery
Is how he beat Shilton in the air.
“It’s not fair!” we all cried
Thought we knew, deep inside
That he wasn’t just a cheating sod –
This was the work of an interventionist God.
A two finger salute to Thatcher’s England
(Well, more of a hand).
Finally, his innate understanding
Of angles, mass and speed
Helped him make monkeys
Out of Fenwick, Hodge
And Reid.
Limited edition of 50 avaliable from When Saturday Comes
